(adjective, verb, interjection)

(Not to be confused with "Init bruv".)

An all encompassing word to express something as embarrassingly bad or cringe. Can be used to describe an object, a person, a scenario, or process as "bad/cringe". Can also be used as an interjection - see examples below. When used as a verb, one describes a person, object or process as "bruvinit" (i.e. bruving it) which can be read as "ruining it" or "making an embarrassing scene out of it". See examples below for clarity.

Derived from road man slang "Bruv init". Has evolved over time to become used as a singular word with many applications in different contexts.

*You arrive at spoons to find they have run out of beer*
"Bruvinit." (interjection)
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"The NHS waiting times are quite bruvinit." (adjective)
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*Person 1 observes Person 2 making a complete mess of the roll*
Person 1: "What the fuck are you doing to our joint, mate?"
Person 2: "Yeah I am bruvinit aren't I?" (verb)
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*Person 1 observes Person 2 k-holing in the toilets of the students' union*
Person 1: "They are quite bruvinit." (verb/adjective)
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When the professor moves the assessment deadline forward a week:
Me: "Bruvinit..."
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When you get held at gunpoint by a crackhead for the shawarma in your hand for which you waited half an hour in the kebab shop for.
"Major bruvinit."

by major_bruvinit March 7, 2023

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britini

To describe a woman who is simply breathtakingly beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. 7 billion smiles in this world and hers is my favorite. She is my dream, my passion, the love of my life. There comes a time in ones life when you meet someone and all you want to do is make them smile for the rest of your life. She is my someone.

So I'm walkin' down the block, think about that girl Britini
Knowin' that I'm goin' to the club to get tipsy
If I step out of line, would she soon forget me
I don't know I'm dazed and confused like a hippie

by JamesWells June 18, 2017

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boivinist

Philosophy of thought, founded by Patrick Boivin (Founder of Boivinism: see "Super Best Friends Play") where one is excessively boisterous and simultaneously cynical of things while being extremely opinionated of a variety of subject matter. Attributes of Boivinism include chauvinistic behavior and laziness coupled with idea that cheating is justifiable means to almost all ends where real work is required. Another convention of Boivinism is the ideology of always being right even when logic seems flawed.

Oh boy! Are we in for a surprise today! Just another excuse to shit on this video game, and say I'm not playing this trash because I may be bit of a boivinist about this, but I don't care-- I am still right about this.

by oneSimpleZMystic August 20, 2016

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