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boivinist 

Philosophy of thought, founded by Patrick Boivin (Founder of Boivinism: see "Super Best Friends Play") where one is excessively boisterous and simultaneously cynical of things while being extremely opinionated of a variety of subject matter. Attributes of Boivinism include chauvinistic behavior and laziness coupled with idea that cheating is justifiable means to almost all ends where real work is required. Another convention of Boivinism is the ideology of always being right even when logic seems flawed.
Oh boy! Are we in for a surprise today! Just another excuse to shit on this video game, and say I'm not playing this trash because I may be bit of a boivinist about this, but I don't care-- I am still right about this.
boivinist by oneSimpleZMystic August 20, 2016
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bovinity 

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.
"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."
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Bivirist 

A woman who has sex with more than one man at the same time.
The defendant claimed his wife was a bivirist, as did 19 of his friends.
Bivirist by humbolt February 28, 2009

Bovinity 

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.
"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."
Bovinity by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004

Biolinist 

“Hey that girl you mentioned from orchestra, what’s she like?”

“Oh, she totally a biolinist!”
Biolinist by tiramisu4u June 4, 2019

biovinity 

Every living, sentient being is divine in the same way that any conceivable entity or object may be considered divine; life itself is divinity.
My ethical decisions are based upon the idea of biovinity.
biovinity by Amertat June 17, 2021

Boffinistic 

Content, or commentary, that is technical or scientific in nature.

(Antonym: non-boffinistic)
Anne: What did you think of that lecture?
Fred: I thought it was quite boffinistic but, I tried to keep up.
Boffinistic by Doppelgänger August 23, 2025