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Brexititis
A neurological condition whereby the patient's real personality is suddenly revealed by their simple loss of ability to accept views different to their own, Leave or Remain, to the point at which they suspend all respect for others and then enter into raised levels of judgement and hatred creating social division.
Signs include excess heat, hot sunken eyes, redness, finger poking, increased volume, pronounced veins, general appearance of shitty indignation and judgemental and personal posting on social media including memes that are borderline legal.
Brexititis can be highly contagious in closed circles such as pubs, market stalls, farms, small businesses, school staff rooms and hospitals and is more prevalent among people aged 30+. Bed rest is the only cure - hence young people tend never to catch it in the first place.
Signs include excess heat, hot sunken eyes, redness, finger poking, increased volume, pronounced veins, general appearance of shitty indignation and judgemental and personal posting on social media including memes that are borderline legal.
Brexititis can be highly contagious in closed circles such as pubs, market stalls, farms, small businesses, school staff rooms and hospitals and is more prevalent among people aged 30+. Bed rest is the only cure - hence young people tend never to catch it in the first place.
They were having a stimulating conversation and then someone said, "What do you reckon to the referendum?". Immigration was then discussed whereupon several people exhibited an episode of Brexititis.
Brexititis by Brucester July 2, 2016
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brentitus
When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.
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brewntits
Brewn is sometimes used as a cloud of smoke or drugs. In this case it is a bad use. It means sagging of the boobs. Sometimes it also refers to a prostitute's boobs in a bad way.
" dude Connor your mom has total brewntits. Give her a push up bra or something. What did she smoke through her chest.
brewntits by WAM BAM Thank You Mama January 12, 2008
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