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brentitus 

When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.
"I didnt mean to give you Brentitus Mr Frodo..." - Samwise Gamgee.
brentitus by GandalfTheGay July 4, 2016
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Britnitus 

The most common cause of sneezing and pooping at the same time.
I came down with some nasty Britnitus last week and snooped all over at work.
Britnitus by Snoopawareness March 2, 2019
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breaditus 

When we eat a fuck ton of bread and you feel like something is sitting on your chest.

pronouned: brea-dit-us
Sorry coach can't practice today my breaditus is flaring up
breaditus by Three Girls One Loaf January 14, 2022

Bretticus 

Vb. singular- The door next to narnia. It's not as cool as narnia but it is there along with several other to confuse the mind. Often you will have a wall of trap doors, some leading to Say Yes to The Dress. Choose wisely.
I was gunna go to narnia but his Bretticus strategy kept me trapped in his room with his bottles.
Bretticus by ashleycusthedominator November 13, 2011

benjituss 

that girl is a slut, she must have benjituss
benjituss by johnni hoang September 8, 2007

Brenttos 

"OMG Bola are teh Brenttos."
Brenttos by Vampire April 20, 2003

Brotitus 

Derived from "bronchitis". Means to miss your bros so much that you suffer from Brotitus.
"Laura, I know I've been acting strange. I'm sorry. I'm suffering from a severe case of Brotitus. I haven't seen John and Tim for over 3 weeks!"
Brotitus by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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