brentitus

When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.

"I didnt mean to give you Brentitus Mr Frodo..." - Samwise Gamgee.

by GandalfTheGay March 29, 2016