brentitus

When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.

"I didnt mean to give you Brentitus Mr Frodo..." - Samwise Gamgee.

by GandalfTheGay July 4, 2016

Britnitus

The most common cause of sneezing and pooping at the same time.

I came down with some nasty Britnitus last week and snooped all over at work.

by Snoopawareness March 2, 2019

breaditus

When we eat a fuck ton of bread and you feel like something is sitting on your chest.

pronouned: brea-dit-us

Sorry coach can't practice today my breaditus is flaring up

by Three Girls One Loaf January 14, 2022

Bretticus

Vb. singular- The door next to narnia. It's not as cool as narnia but it is there along with several other to confuse the mind. Often you will have a wall of trap doors, some leading to Say Yes to The Dress. Choose wisely.

I was gunna go to narnia but his Bretticus strategy kept me trapped in his room with his bottles.

by ashleycusthedominator November 13, 2011

benjituss

conglomerate of std's.

that girl is a slut, she must have benjituss

by johnni hoang September 8, 2007

Brenttos

A form of homosexuality. Uncommon.

"OMG Bola are teh Brenttos."

by Vampire April 20, 2003

Brotitus

Derived from "bronchitis". Means to miss your bros so much that you suffer from Brotitus.

"Laura, I know I've been acting strange. I'm sorry. I'm suffering from a severe case of Brotitus. I haven't seen John and Tim for over 3 weeks!"

by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011