Definitions by Mikeduk

Dickpressed 

Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years

Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed

Dickpressed by Mikeduk November 4, 2022

brexnotit 

Where everyone belives uk will be leaving EU but it does not happen

At 11.00 29th March Brexit will occur.
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brexnotit by Mikeduk March 29, 2019