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Brexititis

A neurological condition whereby the patient's real personality is suddenly revealed by their simple loss of ability to accept views different to their own, Leave or Remain, to the point at which they suspend all respect for others and then enter into raised levels of judgement and hatred creating social division.

Signs include excess heat, hot sunken eyes, redness, finger poking, increased volume, pronounced veins, general appearance of shitty indignation and judgemental and personal posting on social media including memes that are borderline legal.

Brexititis can be highly contagious in closed circles such as pubs, market stalls, farms, small businesses, school staff rooms and hospitals and is more prevalent among people aged 30+. Bed rest is the only cure - hence young people tend never to catch it in the first place.
They were having a stimulating conversation and then someone said, "What do you reckon to the referendum?". Immigration was then discussed whereupon several people exhibited an episode of Brexititis.
by Brucester July 2, 2016
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Brexitosis

Non treatable affliction caused by historical amnesia, unabashed ignorance, bigotry and misinformation.
52% of the UK’s population, presented severe symptoms of Brexitosis during the Referendum 2016.
by Lingua forte September 16, 2018
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Brexitatious

The condition of having naive hopes of a better future.
John's dream of a land of milk and honey was brexitatious in the extreme.
by tiny winters April 1, 2024
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