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Matilda Brewe 

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021
Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021
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piss up in a brewery 

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.
"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
piss up in a brewery by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

Brewer game

a 5 or 6 hour party that begins with grilling food and getting drunk in the parking lot and ends with a Brewers win and possibly watching or taking part in fights with Cub fans afterwards
guy 1: "Hey you going to the Brewer game today"
guy 2: "Yea, I'll bring the grill, you bring the beer"
guy 3: "Who's gonna bring the brats?"
Brewer game by BigMike656565 July 4, 2009

Stew brewer 

Someone who brews stew. Stew is a terrible concoction of inedible liquids.

Brewered 

1. To fall short or be unsatisfying

2. To be ignorant of the needs of others

3. To be negatively affected by someone else's lack of intelligence
1. Janet Napolitano went to DC and left Arizona brewered.

2. So the Governor and Republic leadership in the state legislature finally started working together--complete decimation--education and health care just got sooo brewered.

3. That sex left me feeling so brewered that i had to masturbate after.
Brewered by bigstrongboy June 26, 2009

Ms. Brewer 

a being with the characteristics of a fat, twitching, infected, unbalanced breast hog with Tourettes. she is a terrible teacher who often contradicts and forgets what she had just said. she will also make weird and random noises and imitate her students speech, scaring everyone in her prescence.
Ms. Brewer had a 2 hour argument with us on why water is or isn't wet.
Ms. Brewer by ths.exposed December 7, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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