brevarded 

Retarded, but less offensive

You are so dumb. You are brevarded.

brevarded by amandavis January 10, 2012

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

brevard county 

Brevard County. Whole bunch of thots,drug dealers, and junkies. People runnin around with STDs but it's lit no cap

Kavielian-im from Brevard county and I'm a drug dealer

brevard county by TheGhettoGirl December 22, 2018

bearded clamshell 

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006

Bearded Clam 

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.

Her bearded clam wept.

Bearded Clam by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020

Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester

Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"

Bearded Expense by Hole Fish May 2, 2019