A state in which one is emotionally broken upon repair.
I loved him more than anything. I never felt so wept until the day he left. I knew that would be the last time i saw him.
by lacessout October 19, 2010
John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)
When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf February 14, 2009
A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.
- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005
As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot
‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’
by Goatdire May 4, 2022