I loved him more than anything. I never felt so wept until the day he left. I knew that would be the last time i saw him.
by lacessout October 19, 2010
John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)
When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf February 14, 2009
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005
As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
by Hym Iam June 06, 2022
by Goatdire May 04, 2022
A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.
by HoggedOut69 December 26, 2023
It's a cringe joke that Vaush made about what happened when he got off Tinder. He lives in/near Tacoma. He insinuated that the city of Tacoma wept when he got off on Tinder. Devastated, he got off tinder.
by Iheartnarwhals!! February 12, 2024