Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.

Her bearded clam wept.

by Dragonlady58 December 11, 2020

Bearded Clam

Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

by Cary the B May 8, 2006

Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

by PirateHooker September 21, 2007

Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 20, 2006

Bearded Clam

Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.

Oh, the bearded

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Bearded Clam

Sea Food,Louisiana delicacy

The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut

by spikenstein January 4, 2004

Bearded Clam

Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.

I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.

by wayfarer87 May 11, 2010