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Breadsexual 

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022

bredstik 

This is a nickname given to an Italian person who is a skinny legend.
Brad: Yo who's that?
Johnny: Oh that's bredstik.
Ur boy. The guy who you feel comfortable with, and want to socialize with. He's probably been your friend for a long time, and greeting him as bredda will inform him you like him, and view him as your equal.
Guy 1: Yo

Guy 2: Wagwan my bredda
Bredda by sebo69 May 6, 2020

breadstick

a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.
"Do you know the lead singer in 5 seconds of summer?"
"Oh yeah, I know that breadstick."
breadstick by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015
Bredda is another name for brother in Jamaican slang. Usually refers to a male
'yo bredda' is the same as yo brother in English
Bredda by Nomess May 24, 2018

Breadstix 

The only restaurant in Glee that everyone goes to. They are legally obliged to keep bringing you breadstix, hence the name.
"cuz we'z be going to breadstix"
Breadstix by Sparkle snatcher February 20, 2012