a breathing dragon is when you smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob as you "climax"
by Baker November 20, 2004
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 22, 2014
When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.
By Ryan Hillenbrand
Willmar, mn
By Ryan Hillenbrand
Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!
by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 06, 2017
OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
by Uwosciguy April 02, 2010
by RandomUser03737 June 04, 2021
immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)
"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."
by sean_517 August 06, 2006
Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.
“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
by WeinerWednesdays June 08, 2022