breathany

its like a maggle, but different, usually has bad breath

friend: "ew look at breathany"
other friend: "omg i know she was breathing all over me and it smelled"
friend: "ewwwww"

by therealpowergecko March 18, 2022

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

Bethany Byrd

A girl from Mean Girls who states humorous quotes, giving her reason to be in this incredibly brilliant movie.

Bethany Byrd: "One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."

Bethany Byrd: "Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

by NiceWigJanisWhat'sItMadeOf November 21, 2010

Bethany

An amazing girl. She can be shy at first, but once you get to know her, it shows her crazy side and bubbly personality. She is a very caring , loyal and a trustworthy person. She will put family and friends before herself at all costs. Bethany usually doubts herself, and when thinking negatively, positive things happen to her. A Bethany will do anything to help you, as she has such a kind heart. Any man should be lucky to meet a Bethany and definitely get to know her because she is a very unforgettable human.

Guy 1: Omg, she's so beautiful!
Guy 2: Yo that's Bethany.

by noodlelion December 2, 2018

Smokronized breathing

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke

Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

by bananaman321 April 12, 2011