breathalyzer

Breathalyzer is a device used to detect the breath alcohol concentration in people. They are used by law enforcement, clinics, workplaces, and individual consumers. You can find them at http://www.alcometers.com

I was pulled over and the police officer administered a breathalyzer on me.

breathalyzer by breathalyzer man February 6, 2009

Breathalyzer

Satan in electronic form. If you go to Leysin American School, you are subjected to a breathalyzer every friday and saturday night, resulting in early morning drinking, drinking on school nights, or being expelled.

roxy: why were you expelled?
kat: i drank past 4pm!
roxy: oh crap they have breathalyzers at LAS!

Breathalyzer by fckbreathalyzing July 25, 2009

breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

breathalyzer by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.

the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.

breathalyzer by the December 26, 2004

San Francisco Breathalyzer 

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.

"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

San Francisco Breathalyzer by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017

texas breathalyzer

A blow job (in Texan slang).

"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got
Texas breathalyzers."

texas breathalyzer by tu y yo December 22, 2007

Buffalo Breathalyzer 

A drunk Patriots fan giving a Bills fan a blow job.

Donny got so drunk after the Pats loss that he gave Tom a Buffalo Breathalyzer.

Buffalo Breathalyzer by GreenElephant1920 May 19, 2025