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breastnuts

When evolution removes the need for male nipples and replaces these with two extra penises, the additional testicles are now referred to as #breastnuts.
It’s so cold it would freeze the breastnuts off a brass monkey
by BDAM6 April 13, 2019
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breastnotized

a state of complete hypnosis caused by a women's breasts falling out of her shirt.
I don't know what her face looked like I was breastnotized at the moment.
by Jeanine Albert July 30, 2007
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breastnotized

A trance like state which happens when large breasts are jutting out from a very skimpy shirt. Becoming completely fixated on only the breasts.
I couldn't focus on her face--I was breastnotized.
by Jeanine Albert July 15, 2007
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Breastnosis

the act of being hypnotized by breasts to the point of ignoring all else around you.
I didn't hear a word you said, I was in a state of breastnosis.
by Jeff Long September 2, 2003
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breastststs

Basically, another word for breasts,hooters,ta-tas,gazongas,etc. It is usually only used with girls who posess exceptionally large breasts...The extra "st-st-s" are heavily accented to allow hilarity to ensue.
Damn dawg, her breastststs be lookin 'mighty fine...
by Neo2129 June 16, 2003
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The Beatnuts

An underated Rap group wit Junkyard Ju Ju and Phsyco les
by Citystars September 21, 2003
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BreadNuts

Breadnuts is when you've reach the point in which you haven't clean your balls in so long that they begin to smell of fresh baked bread. This is the point of no return because unlike normal sweaty ball smell, breadnuts is pleasant
Guy: *Takes off pants*
Girl: Whats smells like golden corral bread biscuits
Guy: Oh thats just my breadnuts.
by Bangbrospt2 January 15, 2015
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