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breastums

That girl has some really nice breastums!
by mchedester October 19, 2007
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Quests before Breasts

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."
Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.
by garuda1 June 29, 2014
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Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
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small breasts

(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.

It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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Breasts

Breasts is another way of saying boobs. Boobs refer to a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
King Solomon was obsessed with women and breasts.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 18, 2019
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Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'
Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!
by Joe English April 20, 2006
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breastfast

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)
as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

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i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife
by wterasta March 11, 2010
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