breastcue

the surgical act of reshaping, adjusting,enhancing, realigning ugly or mis-shappened breasts or titties. Usually performed on females but done to males in dire need of rescue. Breastcue can be broken down into two parts; breast as related to the anatomical location and cue; the unselfish act of rescuing.

"Dam it" Dr.Mike, she really needs our help to breastcue her from those ugly titties, what size silicone implants are we going to use for her?

by Barry Miller, CRNA, ARNP May 24, 2008

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breastaurant

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.

It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

breastages

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

by lola May 17, 2004

Breastie Nestie

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.

Don't look at my breastie nesties.

by yes............ February 18, 2020

breastmerize

When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts.

If you see a chick with great boobs you say "damn that babe has got me breastmerized"

He was so "breastmerized" he didn't hear a word I was saying.

My new dress "breastmerizes" every guy I see.

by Brittni Lincoln April 29, 2008

breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004