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Breakfast Sandwich 

A slang term for money. Replaces "Bread," "Cheddar," and "Bacon."

The combination of the 3 make up "Breakfast Sandwich"

"I'll be bringin' home the breakfast sandwich tonight!"

"Gotta make that breakfast sandwich!"

"Times are difficult, it's getting harder and harder to bring home the breakfast sandwich."

Hot Breakfast Sandwich

A Hot Breakfast Sandwich is a sex act performed in the early morning hours. The act originated as a female on male sex act and is most common. However, the act can easily be performed male on female, male on male or female on female depending upon sexual orientation and preference.

In the traditional serving of a Hot Breakfast Sandwich, the female wakes up before her male partner. If not already naked, the female undresses and removes her panties. She then cautiously, without yet waking her partner, positions herself in a squatting position over her partner's face. Her ass and anus are positioned directly over his face with special attention given to targeting the nose and lips directly below the anal sphincter. This position can be accomplished by squatting and facing foward, however is recommended reverse style by facing the males legs.

Once in position, the female then drops her ass and rose bud directly onto the face of her male partner giving special attention to positioning to ensure that the male's nose and upper lip make direct contact with the sphincter. Once in position, the female should be seated with full force and if possible, pulling her butt cheeks to the sides with her hands to fully envelope her buttocks around her lover's face and creating the "sandwich".

The male will quickly awaken to the much welcomed surprise of being served a Hot Breakfast Sandwich and will begin providing a very gratifying analingus experience for the female.
Doreen woke up still randy from the night belore. Her backdoor was needing some special attention so he decided to give her boyfriend Carl a Hot Breakfast Sandwich. In between his gasps for air, Carl provided Doreen the tongue ride she was longing for.

breakfast sandwhich 

a tasty morning meal, generally consisting of an egg on some form of bread and toppings; a womans vagina at almost any time of the day but especially in the morning; or a morning-hour menage-a-tois consisting of only oral sex.
A woman's vagina is said to taste similar to the taste of a breakfast sandwhich.

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo
Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026