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A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!
Braphog by qweqweqweddddd April 14, 2018
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A fictional character in which experiences things which words resemble the last syllable of his name
When Bappo goes to Mexico, Bappo gets taco.

When Bappo meets vegan, Bappo eats brocco

When Bappo eats bad food, Bappo wet crappo

When Bappo get sleepy, Bappo take nappo

Bappo allergic to Lacto
Bappo by Hiliketits June 1, 2018
A name created by Smitty. If you're drunk, high or both while playing CS:GO, saying Bappo followed by anything that rhymes with Bappo is the funniest thing in the world.
When Bappo says something racist on live TV. Bappo no Flacko
When Bappo ended World War 2. Bappo nuked Jappos
Bappo by nathanshmitt69 April 18, 2019
the most underrated mixed drink of all time. mix some brandy with some apple juice. the shorter form, BRAP, is also acceptable.
last night I was drinkin hella braps til six in the morning. when I woke up today I found a live mini horse in the back seat of my pontiac aztek. and it was drinking the rest of my brap!

what's the haps on the braps?

Brapple: Pounded with Goodness

"brapple...drank" - Kendrick Lamar
brapple by captainkrunk July 13, 2013

Brappers 

A code word for a nice fat ass
Bryce Dallas Howard has some succulent brappers
Brappers by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018

Crappo Bappo 

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.
"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"
Crappo Bappo by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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