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bangfolio 

A representative sampling of your sexual conquests, displaying the formative years of your craft, the maturation process, and the current state of your art.
Hey Smoot - I nailed Laura last night. She'll be an excellent addition to my bangfolio.
bangfolio by Smooty McMoots February 18, 2011

Brandrology 

The study of brandrew and brandrew processes. Similar to bundonomy. Brandrew is my littlest sundeh.
I'm am currently working on my Phd. in Brandrology writing a dissertation on china and spongebob squarepants.
Brandrology by BundehFatha April 26, 2011

Brandillion 

A rare breed of dandelion that has the face and genitals of a Brandon.
Bubbalubagus: Wow, what's that?
Vongoogenheim: Oh, that's a Brandillion.
Bubbalubagus: Why does it have an erection?
Brandillion by R2TUPAC August 13, 2011

Brandylion 

A girl who is terrified of uncircumsized men.
Hey brandylion check this out. Its a gross wiener
Brandylion by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Banfolio 

Some dipshit little girl who fucking jumps over pool noodles.
Fuck you jo, banfolio is real
Banfolio by helloitsmebanfolio February 20, 2018

Brandolini's Law 

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.
Also known as the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle.
Coined in 2013 by Alberto Brandolini, an Italian programmer.
Related to the quote attributed to Noam Chomsky, "It takes a minute to tell a lie, and an hour to refute it."
Trolls rely on Brandolini's Law to tie up well-meaning people in time-consuming debunking, with a minimum of effort on their own part.
Brandolini's Law by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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