A representative sampling of your sexual conquests, displaying the formative years of your craft, the maturation process, and the current state of your art.
Hey Smoot - I nailed Laura last night. She'll be an excellent addition to my bangfolio.
A proprietary term coined by Studio Pinpoint Consulting to name the document that outlines the qualities of a brand.
ACME Companyjust presented their brandfolio to their employees. Everyone is now on the same page when it comes to knowing what the company stands for and who they are.
HalfBlog, half Portfolio. It's a part of a website that's commonly used to publish posts regarding the company's work and also relevant information about different topics around that company's industry or niche.
Joe: I thoughti would only find Cindy's work in her portfolio but now that i browse through it i find her posts very useful and interesting... Oh wait a minute it's not just a portfolio, it's a Blogfolio!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!