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braked up 

An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense
“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
braked up by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021
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put the parking brake up 

Euphemism for "to take a dump".
I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

Brakked Up 

To be 'brakked up' is the UK street slang term for being beaten up. Not so frequently used since 2010, telling someone "you are going to be brakked up" was most prevalent within the black gangsta community, but also common with some chavs. It is commonly recognised as a colloquial modification of the term to 'break up.'
Bert: Eh lad, you gots me wacky backy?

Jemal: Yeh, bruv.

Bert: Sound. Ayy, m8! I forgot meh moneh.

Jemal: Fam, I swear down, you's gon' get brakked up 2nite.

brake up 

It is for when two folks are in a relationship and something needs to change, or slow down, or whatever and needs to be fixed to prevent someone from getting slaughtered.
Not to be confused with "break up".
"Hey, slow down lady. You are being all whiny, we need to brake up so you wont be all kinds of squeaky anymore."
brake up by mrjswilson March 16, 2009

Beaked Up 

dont go near him, he's all beaked up
Beaked Up by un-known-name January 10, 2009

Beaked up wank 

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
Beaked up wank by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

brake up 

to brake up with someone means to end a romantic relationship
"Preston and Kate have broken up" (brake up present perfect)
brake up by Stew154 January 6, 2008
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