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brainstipated 

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse
mom i failed the test because im brainstipated
brainstipated by christophorus August 27, 2010

brainstipation 

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.

Brainstipated/Brainstipation 

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea
oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation

"Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy

Brainstick 

When brain is stick
Oh Bearados u r so brainstick lol
Brainstick by Hxphone April 28, 2020

Binstinct/ Ginstinct 

When someone is pregnant and you get a gut feeling about the sex of the baby
- binstinct= boy instinct
- ginstinct= girl instinct (pronounced with a hard G)
Binstinct/ Ginstinct (Noun):

Person 1: "OMG my sister just told me she's pregnant again!!"
Person 2: "That is so exciting!! How far along is she? I'm getting a strong binstinct about this one"
Binstinct/ Ginstinct by 3ggDr0p March 12, 2024