brainkup 

the brain after a breakup

My cognition has been all over to some interesting, novel places since May's brainkup.

brainkup by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

Brainkush 

A sudden epiphany involving a realization about everyday life that seems life altering but is then forgotten by the short term memory loss caused by Marijuana use.

"Cheese melts faster on bread because of it's porous texture" = Brainkush

Brainkush by Broe February 15, 2008

brainruptcy 

Bankruptcy of the brain. You have simply run out of brain power.

Person 1: Boss A wants it done (this way). But Boss B wants it done (different way)

Person 2: Okayyy….

Person 1: But don’t forget that it has to work for teams C and D and be written in iambic pentameter.

Person 2: I declare brainruptcy!

brainruptcy by SegNerd September 12, 2023