braincrack

The crack between the 2 hemispheres of a brain, where brainfarts are typically released.

Brainfarter: "I'm gonna have my braincrack surgically sealed shut soon. Hopefully that will prevent me from making random mistakes.". After he got the surgery, his brain slowly filled with brain gas, to the point it ripped open, causing severe brain damage. It turns out his decision to get brain fart prevention surgery was a brainfart itself.

by Definitively Cool October 23, 2023

Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.

You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!

by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Brainjacking

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

brainwreck

when someone thinks so long and hard about something that it stops making any sense and they are incapable of further thought.

I crammed so hard right before that quantum mechanics exam that I had a brainwreck during the test!

by big boy on the block August 3, 2007

Brain Crack

When you have an idea and need to get out as fast as you can, because otherwise your brain becomes addicted to the idea of ideas.

A term created by the YouTube people Vlogbrothers.

When you think "My idea is so important that I have to keep it in my head till I can execute it perfectly" and get this brain crack idea out.

by secretsuperperson April 17, 2009

Beancracker

Whena spick and a cracker have half & half children. The children are know as Beancrackers.

Stacey is a Beancracker

by Stacey September 10, 2003

brainjack

To deliberately use someone else's brain to solve a problem or answer a question, rather than your own, even though, with time and effort, you could solve the problem yourself.

I could've worked out the answer to Fermat's Last Theorem, but I brainjacked Brian instead.

Rather than look at the map on the wall to find her way, she brainjacked me.

by Novosapien October 19, 2009