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braincracking 

Braincracking denotes an unusual outbreak of mania of various kinds. Symptoms range from epilectic outbreaks to spacing out. Causes are, among others, too much drugs, too much Hakke power Hardcore music, too much gaming, etc...
Friend A: "have you ever heard a sound?
With your head in the ground?
and you're afraid to say,
and it won’t go away..
that’s a sign you get braincrackin..!"
Friend B: ...ehm....lets go play quake 3 and listen to Neophyte's braincracking song, HAHAHA!!"
braincracking by Gabbox June 12, 2005

Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
Brainjacking by Mr. DouchΓ©bag November 27, 2009
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BrainJacking 

"Brainjacking" is a term used to describe the act of seizing control over an individual's brain functions through the hacking of implanted chips. These chips may serve medical purposes, such as regulating bodily functions for individuals with neurological conditions, or advanced technological purposes, like cognitive augmentation or direct communication with external devices.

The scenario of brainjacking often involves computer hacking, enabling a third party to manipulate the signals sent or received by the brain chip, thus taking control of the individual's actions or thoughts. This raises significant ethical, security, and privacy concerns, highlighting the emerging challenges posed by the convergence of technology and biology.
The science fiction novel depicted a dystopian future where criminals engaged in brainjacking, infiltrating neural implants to control the minds of unsuspecting citizens.
BrainJacking by mareiantoinette March 21, 2024

Braincucking 

Portmanteau of brainwash and cucking. The overuse of AI causes a person to develop an emotional attachment to it, which in turn causes a person to avoid forming bonds with actual individuals.
Braincucking, braincucked, a braincuck.
β€œHis constant ChatGPT usage in braincucking him into a relationship with an AI wife instead of interacting with his actual wife.”
Braincucking by slth October 2, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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