A condition that exists when all of the blood rushes to your brain. Typically brought on by shocking, interesting, or new information.
I had a full-on brainrection, when I heard the news about Thomas Coyne.
That movie was a Total brainrection.
After reading that book I couldn't get a brainrection for a month.
A person who is highstrung; who comes into a new relationship with a lot of unresolved issues; who has a lot of emotional baggage; who needs a lot of support and attention from their partner
"I'm looking to date someone a little more stable, since my last partner was an emotional trainwreck."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.