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boyquet

Dude, that is so lame. Your girlfriend sent you a boyquet?
by jcrisler November 21, 2010
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bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021
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albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
by Bokolis October 7, 2012
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Booquet

(Pronounced:Boo-Ket)
A word used to mean SEX when people are around that you Don't want to know what you're talking about.
NOW YOU KNOOOWWWWW, Tyson Gets NOOOOO Booquet
by IM4rt1nI December 2, 2010
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Poor Man's Bouquet

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011
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Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
by ResidentJared June 26, 2010
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boquet of mary-jane's flowers

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009
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