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bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Poor Man's Bouquet 

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.

Booqueefius 

A sex God in many religions like Islam. He loves hard core anal.
Damn you were such a Booqueefius back there.
Booqueefius by Booqueefius September 21, 2016

Booqueefious 

Booqueefious is a name that is normally given to pets. If you give this name to a child..

Your a legend.
( Random Stranger In Your House )
Ummm... Hey..

( You )
Yo what’s poppin- my NEegAh

( Random Stranger In Your House )
This your pet?

( You )
Well obviously.. I don’t just keep a random ass cat in my house for no particular reason.. 😑

( Random Person In Your House )
What’s its name?

( You )
Booqueefious.

( Random Stranger In Your House )
My nigga
Booqueefious by Grimp Snapple December 27, 2018