Kajoe's definitions

boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.

Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.

by kajoe November 12, 2006

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 20, 2006

ABY

Anyone But the Yankees.

THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?

Bob: ABY!

Two weeks later

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?

Bob: ABY!

by kajoe October 28, 2009

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

supersonic shit

hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.

Holy shit, I just had a supersonic shit that splashed toilet water all over my ass!

by Kajoe September 7, 2006

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011

duck fart

A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.

After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart.

by Kajoe August 29, 2006