ABY

Anyone But the Yankees.

THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?

Bob: ABY!

Two weeks later

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?

Bob: ABY!
by kajoe October 28, 2009
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bullshit hurricane season

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae
We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.
by kajoe October 18, 2008
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Chair 37

To be in a difficult situation, i.e.: hanging with your ass/junk out in the open through no fault of your own. Being made vulnerable.

Derived from the anonymous 48-year old skier who fell through Chair 37 on the Skyline Express ski lift at Vail, losing his pants and dangling upside-down and bare-assed on January 1, 2009.
When that dumb ass Greg didn't get me the reports I needed for the meeting, he really put me in chair 37.
by kajoe January 08, 2009
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BullShitStorm Season

Starts with the Iowa Caucuses and ends on Presidential election day. Political BullShitStorm Season is 11 months long. It gets exponentially worse each passing day.
Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann have all been slinging their own brand of bullshit trying to garner the party nomination for president of the US. It appears BullShitStorm season is in full swing.
by kajoe January 04, 2012
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whistle beef

To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.
The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.

Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.
by Kajoe January 28, 2009
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busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.
by kajoe September 20, 2006
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boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.
Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.
by kajoe November 12, 2006
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