Bobism is where you worship the almighty BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big
Bang Theory created
life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.
BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.
The rules for this
cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2)
WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE
CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB
The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to
help your fellow followers.
The second rule is that you must
work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be
lazy for a bit, but still
work hard to provide for you and BOB.
The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and
die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.
The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through
life, or specific things. BOB will always
help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.
This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
