Bobism is where you worship the almighty
BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big
Bang Theory created life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe
BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.
BOB is an acronym for Bible of
BOB.
The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR
BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR
BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR
BOB
4) PRAY FOR
BOBThe first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of
BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.
The second rule is that you must work hard for
BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and
BOB.
The third rule is that you must house clean for
BOB. You can't actually visit
BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.
The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.
This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
