bowties

the coolest peice of clothjing worn by any person in the world

Person 1: What are you wearing
Person 2: It's a bowtie, i wear bowties now, bowties are cool

by dinosaurmuncher69 December 19, 2011

bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

Bow ties

are cool
on par with fezzes in coolness

bow ties are cool- the Doctor

by DAMNstraightSUCKA September 26, 2010

texas bowtie

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.

Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.

by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017

bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

cincinatti bowtie

Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.

"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."

by Hrag June 11, 2006