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When one vows and worships the big booty as a religion. Such as practicing booty massages, meditating of perfect booties, and instead of shaving head they get big booty enlargements.

-Lily: Hey whats up christian!?
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!

Bootiest by BigBootyStalker May 17, 2014

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Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

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Bootiest • Bootist • Boobiestash • booniest • bootfest • bootientoligy • bootiespacious • bootiets • bootietastic • sugar booties

bootfest

an event where a large amount of vomiting occurs, usually due to alcohol; see boot

"Jess, did you go to Katie's party last night?"
"No, but I'm glad, I heard it was Bootfest '07."

bootfest by Bumppoman July 14, 2007

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sugar booties

(n.) the Afro-English or ebonics term for homosexual males.

Dude, this is whack! Why they lettin' all them sugar booties in the church?!

sugar booties by OSUTechtor July 13, 2007

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battle of the booties

A war between giant asses.

Those two black ass bitches had a battle of the booties!

battle of the booties by Anonymous August 23, 2003

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battle of the booties

When women shake their buttox and men ajudge which one is the sexiest.

They were haveing a battle of the booties down at the nightclub.

battle of the booties by Anonymous August 23, 2003

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smooth booties

jeans with no back pockets

That girl is wearing smooth booties

smooth booties by Anonymous December 2, 2002

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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