Bootiest

When one vows and worships the big booty as a religion. Such as practicing booty massages, meditating of perfect booties, and instead of shaving head they get big booty enlargements.

-Lily: Hey whats up christian!?
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!

by BigBootyStalker May 17, 2014

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

bootfest

an event where a large amount of vomiting occurs, usually due to alcohol; see boot

"Jess, did you go to Katie's party last night?"
"No, but I'm glad, I heard it was Bootfest '07."

by Bumppoman July 14, 2007

sugar booties

(n.) the Afro-English or ebonics term for homosexual males.

Dude, this is whack! Why they lettin' all them sugar booties in the church?!

by OSUTechtor July 13, 2007

battle of the booties

A war between giant asses.

Those two black ass bitches had a battle of the booties!

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

battle of the booties

When women shake their buttox and men ajudge which one is the sexiest.

They were haveing a battle of the booties down at the nightclub.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

smooth booties

jeans with no back pockets

That girl is wearing smooth booties

by Anonymous December 2, 2002