Definitions by dbldckr

sneeze freeze 

Most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. When you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.

My head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, I have sneeze freeze. I just wish I could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.

sneeze freeze by dbldckr January 3, 2013

Logg out 

The act of getting off the computer so you can go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Dude 1: I can't chat with you anymore....I gotta go logg out?
Dude 2: Why logg out, I'll wait...how long you gonna be?
Dude 1: Nah, it's gonna take at least 3 minutes and I don't want you to wait. I had a big steak for dinner last night and a big cup of coffee this morning, now I got to go logg out.

Logg out by dbldckr October 24, 2011

Balltender 

The position or job one assumes when cooking meatballs which constantly need to be watched during the cooking process

Dude, I can't chat with you on facebook anymore. I'm busy being a balltender right now.

Balltender by dbldckr October 21, 2010