When Martin Bowley left North Somerset, he left a huge hole that could never be filled. His friends and co workers were so sad about his departure, that they started to use his name when they REALLY missed something.

"That cake that I lost is my Bowley." (meaning the thing they miss almost as much as Martin Bowley)
"My nan is my bowley"

Bowley by Nilbert Nullingsworth1 May 24, 2008

Related Words

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Bowley

Someone who isn’t back

Bowleys back

Bowley by DgJlBQ April 12, 2023

Bowley Trade

A specific work trade that revolves around sexual activity and slavery on a regular basis commonly with workers that are equally related and mentally 'lacking'. Bowley Trade workers get paid 40% the minimum wage making them the only legal slaves on planet Earth. It is said that the Bowley Trade originated centuries ago, created by Solomon Al Bowley in 220AD.

"Hey did you hear Tyler finally starved to death last week?"
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."

Bowley Trade by ShaheenWaziri December 28, 2021

No Bust Bowley

When a male can not ejaculate in sexual intercourse

Bro did you hear that Ryan pulled a no bust Bowley

Wow he can't finish

No Bust Bowley by Tsimfukus May 6, 2014

bill bowley

Someone who’s head is the shape of a tic tac

His head looks like a tic tac he must be a bill Bowley

bill bowley by Big shlonggg October 13, 2019

Alex Bowley

A man so confident he can even make aviators look good.

Alex Bowley *is* Jeffrey in Community

Alex Bowley by Nils Goose August 24, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026