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bobcatting

the only way to reach 100% lax mode, involving chilling so hard in the most comfortable position humanly possible.

could include, but not limited to, bringing your mattress from bedroom to tv room, owning feather pillows, receiving dome while in any form of lax state
Tim: What did do do last night bro?
Ty: Nadda, rolled so deep into bobcatting
Tim: right on
bobcatting by brotamus prime October 17, 2011

bobcatting

A girl that is sitting in the middle back seat of a car after a shitload of drinks (optional) between two blokes and wanking them simultaneously - ever seen how someone drives a bobcat with a joystick either side?
Sharon was so shitfaced the other night, she was bobcatting her hubbies best man and her second cousin in the back seat on the way home from the engagement party while her fiancee was driving up front!
bobcatting by Spunkmeister February 11, 2008

bobcatting

just doing ignorant frowned upon shit, while not giving a single fuck. Going HAM and raging may be involved as well. NOTICE: this act can only be committed by students attending Texas State University.

NOTE: Bobcatting is not encouraged anywhere else besides San Marcos
A wise bobcat once said "A bobcat out of bobcat country is like a fish out of water."

Bobcatting can also only be commited by non-libs
Bobcat A: Dude what the fuck happened last night?!
Bobcat B: I don't know dude...we were just bobcatting way too hard
bobcatting by scrilliam September 30, 2011

bobcatting

The only true meaning of bobcatting is the following one.

a few guys go stand in a circle and each of them jerks off the guy on their left. (or right whatevs)
Mostly used as an insult
guy A "you heard the news about these guys? They were bobcatting all weekend"
guy B "thats disgusting"
bobcatting by tim the enchanter October 9, 2013
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026