bow-legged

Outward curvature of the legs at the knees.

Also bandy-legged

That "what's his face" off CSI is so bow-legged, he couldn't stop a pig in a passage

by Our-Man-In-Nantucket January 29, 2004

bow-legged

Jensen Ackles

Person 1: You know, who's bow-legged?
Person 2: No, who?
Person 1: Jensen Ackles
Person 3: But he's hot
Person 2: Yes

by tricksterka October 24, 2019

bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

by Come on meow November 28, 2014

Bow legged swamp donkey

The 43rd President of the United States of America

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.

by MindyJ September 2, 2006

Bowlegged

The semicircular shape a female's legs are left in after receving an extraordinary dicking

Dude 1: so dude what happened with that chick last night?
Dude 2: I left her so bowlegged she cant walk in a straight line
Dude 1: sweet

by santiago nonuts August 7, 2010

bowlegged

Defines those that walk around with their balls in parenthese.

Wow! That dude sure is bowlegged. His knees curve outward further than his shoulders are wide!

Tendency to swagger when walking is caused by bowed legs!

by gewamo August 21, 2006

bowlegged

What you call people with knees over 8 inches apart.

1st. Person: "Hark! What manner men are these, that walk around with their balls in parenthese?"
2nd. Person: "Those are bowlegged men for sure!"

3rd Person: "Oh wow! I slept with a bowlegged female last night! It was great! No boney knees in the way!

4th Person: "Bowlegged folks wobble, swagger, and hootie-scoot when they walk."

by gewamo September 12, 2006