An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

bow legged swamp donkey by Come on meow November 28, 2014

Bow legged swamp donkey

The 43rd President of the United States of America

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.

Bow legged swamp donkey by MindyJ September 2, 2006

Bowlegged

The semicircular shape a female's legs are left in after receving an extraordinary dicking

Dude 1: so dude what happened with that chick last night?
Dude 2: I left her so bowlegged she cant walk in a straight line
Dude 1: sweet

Bowlegged by santiago nonuts August 7, 2010

bowlegged

Defines those that walk around with their balls in parenthese.

Wow! That dude sure is bowlegged. His knees curve outward further than his shoulders are wide!

Tendency to swagger when walking is caused by bowed legs!

bowlegged by gewamo August 21, 2006

bowlegged

What you call people with knees over 8 inches apart.

1st. Person: "Hark! What manner men are these, that walk around with their balls in parenthese?"
2nd. Person: "Those are bowlegged men for sure!"

3rd Person: "Oh wow! I slept with a bowlegged female last night! It was great! No boney knees in the way!

4th Person: "Bowlegged folks wobble, swagger, and hootie-scoot when they walk."

bowlegged by gewamo September 12, 2006

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026