bovino
bovino by Deckard Voight-Kampff January 27, 2026
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Bovino
A knowingly false and intentionally fabricated explanation for an event, created despite full awareness that it is untrue, often so implausible or exaggerated that it defies reasonable belief.
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bovino • Bovino Breakfast • Bovino noir • Bovino's Chiropractor • bovinophobia • Bovinous • bovine • bobino • bobinogs • Bonino
Bovino
A knowingly false and intentionally fabricated explanation for an event, created despite full awareness that it is untrue, often so implausible or exaggerated that it defies reasonable belief.
Bovino noir
it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.
Bovino noir by benjaminblanco October 4, 2021
Bovino Breakfast
A Bovino Breakfast is the act of eating a buttermilk biscuit after it has been thoroughly covered in the semen of a team, group, or association of men
Bovino Breakfast by Flying Taco January 15, 2026
Bovino's Chiropractor
A state of being so busy that you don't seemingly have time to do anything else. For instance when your job is treating repetitive motion injuries on the neck of someone who spends all their time looking over their shoulder.
I made the mistake of taking on two major home reconstruction projects simultaneously. I have been busier than Bovino's Chiropractor trying to get anything done.
Bovino's Chiropractor by Odysseus1977 January 29, 2026
male bovine fecal material
He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!
male bovine fecal material by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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