bovino

When you shit so hard you ass bleeds you did a Bovino

When you did a big shit
and your ass spit blood and shit
you have done a Bovino!

bovino by Deckard Voight-Kampff January 27, 2026

Bovino

A knowingly false and intentionally fabricated explanation for an event, created despite full awareness that it is untrue, often so implausible or exaggerated that it defies reasonable belief.

That excuse was pure bovino — nobody believed it for a second.

He really thought he could bovino his way out of that?”

Bovino by 12245word January 27, 2026

Bovino

A knowingly false and intentionally fabricated explanation for an event, created despite full awareness that it is untrue, often so implausible or exaggerated that it defies reasonable belief.

That excuse was pure bovino — nobody believed it for a second.

He really thought he could bovino his way out of that?

Bovino by 12245word January 27, 2026

Bovino noir

it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.

yo bovino noir gets you drunk af and it kinda reminds me of a steak and cheese

Bovino noir by benjaminblanco October 4, 2021

Bovino Breakfast

A Bovino Breakfast is the act of eating a buttermilk biscuit after it has been thoroughly covered in the semen of a team, group, or association of men

Greg was so fucked up last night that he ate the wrestling team’s Bovino Breakfast

Bovino Breakfast by Flying Taco January 15, 2026

Bovino's Chiropractor

A state of being so busy that you don't seemingly have time to do anything else. For instance when your job is treating repetitive motion injuries on the neck of someone who spends all their time looking over their shoulder.

I made the mistake of taking on two major home reconstruction projects simultaneously. I have been busier than Bovino's Chiropractor trying to get anything done.

Bovino's Chiropractor by Odysseus1977 January 29, 2026

male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

male bovine fecal material by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021