Bovinous 

An adjective which can be used to describe anything as being of a very good quality or generally cool but carries particular weight when referring to items of a bovine nature.

Dude1 - Dude, this steak is like, so good.
Dude2 - Yeah it’s totally bovinous.

Dude2 - That movie was bovinous.
Dude1 - Yeah it was alright.

*After seeing a hot girl walk past.
Dude2 - Bovinous.
Dude1 - Yeah man.

Dude1 - Dude, you say bovinous, a lot.
Dude2 - Bovinous.
Dude1 - Cool.

Bovinous by darchingHard July 16, 2019

King Bovinus XII 

King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.

King Bovinus XII shall return and we will all be judged on the day of grazing....Are you saved?

King Bovinus XII by The Rustler March 20, 2017

bovious

Adjective for something that is so apparent, so obvious, that even a cow would know it. From "obvious" and "bovine".

Jim: "It's raining outside."
Moe: "Well, that's bovious. Look at all the puddles."

bovious by scyther250 March 5, 2009

boviously 

Something so obvious even a bovine could understand.

White Girl: "Dwayne Johnson is a sexy bitch."
White Guy: "I don't know about that but he's a badass for sure."
Token Minority: "Boviously."

boviously by tyrannius September 24, 2010

Boviously 

An exaggerated way to say the already chock-full-of-attitude "obviously". Also, used with more masculinity and aggressiveness. Stems from both California and New Jersey, where men with too much testosterone would mix up their words while trying to talk like valley girls.

Dennis: Hey, check out the lady lumps over there!
James: What, on that old statue?
Dennis: Boviously.

Boviously by JamesInTheFlesh June 15, 2010