Beginning Of The Week Affective Disorder
When you get super depressed because the weekend is over and it’s Monday again. Trying to get through Monday and Tuesday. When Wednesday hits, botwad dissipates.
Hey Mel, what’s wrong? Nothing, I just have BOTWAD. I’ll be fine by Wednesday.
Ball On Top Of Dick - BOTOD is a rare medical condition of having testicles on top of the penis. This poses major problems during sexual intercourse due to the position of the testicles. Unfortunately, doggy style, the cowgirl, the reverse cowgirl, the helicopter and the pogo stick cannot be achieved without major testicular discomfort. BOTOD is only left with the Missionary position much to the disappointment of their sexual partner. Men and boys with BOTOD should wear athletic supporters upside down when they play sports.
It's so hot outside that Sean's BOTOD looks like Beagle ears.
Brotoad is a modern term closely related with the figure Jin Chan of Chinese mythology. It is most commonly translated as the "wealth-beckoning toad", "Money Toad" or "Money Frog". It represents a popular Feng Shui charm for prosperity. It is used as a term of endearment among friends.
"Whats up brotoad?" Or "Woa, no way brotoad! Thats cool as fuk!" Or "Sorry this is hard for you brotoad, im here for you" Or "Ohhh shiit watch out brotoad, fuckin 13 angry bears and one kind of nice one!!!" or "Hey brotoad, lets crack a cold one" Or "Smoke a fatty brotoad?"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.