bosten red sox

When a women shoves a white sock up her vagina during her menstral cycle to stop her bleeding.

I was out of tampons so I bosten red soxsed it till I got home.

by s1m October 24, 2013

Boston Red Sox

only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.

The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.

by Brian Jaz August 29, 2005

Boston Red Sox

The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.

I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice

by baseball guru April 12, 2006

Boston Red-Sox

A baseball team that kicks asss

"the red sox kick ass"

by Chris May 7, 2005

Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.

Did you see the Boston Red Sox Massacre last night?

by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018

Boston Red Sox

The worst and most annoying team in the American League, they think they're tight because they beat the Yankees in '04 but hey, let's look at who has more rings, more pennants, more MVP's, more HOF's, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!

Q: Why did The Boston Red Sox build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.

by Tigersfan09 June 6, 2009

Boston Red Sox

I told you's (did i tell you guys) look at my post i put in september

HAHA Yankee fans i guess that's another waste of over 200 million dollars

by some polak November 1, 2004