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Half Bat - Half Possum, a hybrid animal believed to exist in the Australian urban environment. The bossum has the build of a traditional possum (genus Cercartetus), with several key exceptions; bat like skin, short stumpy wings (for all intents and purposes useless) and a odd penchant for bitter ales.
Due to habitat reduction there has been reports of unprovoked bossum attacks on late night revelers. In short the bossum will fuck you up.
"Hey mate, did you see phil's scars from that bossum attack?"
bossum by bossum hunter November 30, 2011
look at those shaxy bosums
bosums by omgcool June 20, 2007

SEND THOU BOSSOMS 

Medieval version of "Ayy wanna fuck".
A fine statement only for the finest medieval fuckboys.
Fuckboy 1: "Send thou bossoms..."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes!"
Fuckboy 1: "I don't what an emoji is, but we should send one."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes... Smiley face..."
She has nice bossoms tho
Bossoms by Nanase Haruka May 8, 2018
i like toughing those boosums in action
Boosums by robert November 12, 2003
Being a Boss and Awesome at the same time.
That guy's bossume if he can get laid and drunk and remember what happened last night!
Bossume by I like this site March 16, 2010