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SEND THOU BOSSOMS 

Medieval version of "Ayy wanna fuck".
A fine statement only for the finest medieval fuckboys.
Fuckboy 1: "Send thou bossoms..."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes!"
Fuckboy 1: "I don't what an emoji is, but we should send one."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes... Smiley face..."

Chossos Nossos Bossos 

The Term given to Jack by George Commons
Oi Chossos Nossos Bossos
a boss with uncanny ability to discover creative solutions to problems just by having you around
The bossmosis was even generous enough to introduce your ideas to his superiors as his own.
Quote from scrubs episode:
- I can't find my pencil.
- It's right there between your bosoms... ma'am.
bosoms by Luis Lourenço January 1, 2009
when something is both boss and awesome at the same time
dude i got free parking at the beach, it was bossome
bossome by raymaas August 20, 2009

gin blossoms 

A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.
Grandpa has purple gin blossoms on his nose, lol.
gin blossoms by neak January 19, 2005
Word of the Day on September 9, 2025
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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