bortla

A fat Bangladeshi guy

Me : ohhhh Bortla bhai how is Kham ( work ) my Bdeshi bhai

Bortla bhai : not bad cussy , but I seriously need some khana ( food) right now though!! Please for the sake of the legendary sannin of Scotland gordon ramsom , lead me to the nearest food establishment young elni egro , hunger doesn’t sleep…………

by Memphismane90 December 31, 2024

Bortling

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

borelake

When something is particularly boring that it simply isn't worth doing the task, or you are simply too lazy to attempt it it is known as a borelake.

Your mum:"I can't be arsed to go out tonight!"
Me:"I know it is such a borelake going to the same clubs over and over again."

by tonks4956594 August 6, 2011

Al Borland's Hammer

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

by gooooooch June 2, 2009

Bootlag

To Illegally Download stuff off the Internet and what your trying to download becomes slow and unresponsive because of the server.

"OMG!! Im Fucking sick of this Bootlag!!"

by Marty Evans December 9, 2008

Norman Borlaug

The greatest man who ever lived. EVER. While men like Oskar Schindler have saved 1,200 people (which is wonderful), Dr. Borlaug saved over one BILLION with genetically engineered foods. His work is constantly under criticism by environmentalist, saying we should all grow organic. However, these people aren't starving.

Environmentalist: We should only grow organic food!

Person with common sense: Then over 2 billion people would starve.

Environmentalist: yeah but... um...

Person with common sense: Norman Borlaug's work saved over 1 billion people from starvation, yet environmentalists like you are trying to stop his research and foods from reaching 3rd world countries.

by psych2010 April 14, 2010

bootlace

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.

Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.

by ___TC___ September 8, 2006