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Me : ohhhh Bortla bhai how is Kham ( work ) my Bdeshi bhai

Bortla bhai : not bad cussy , but I seriously need some khana ( food) right now though!! Please for the sake of the legendary sannin of Scotland gordon ramsom , lead me to the nearest food establishment young elni egro , hunger doesn’t sleep…………

bortla by Memphismane90 December 31, 2024

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Bortling

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

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borelake

When something is particularly boring that it simply isn't worth doing the task, or you are simply too lazy to attempt it it is known as a borelake.

Your mum:"I can't be arsed to go out tonight!"
Me:"I know it is such a borelake going to the same clubs over and over again."

borelake by tonks4956594 August 6, 2011

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Al Borland's Hammer

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009

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Bootlag

To Illegally Download stuff off the Internet and what your trying to download becomes slow and unresponsive because of the server.

"OMG!! Im Fucking sick of this Bootlag!!"

Bootlag by Marty Evans December 9, 2008

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Norman Borlaug

The greatest man who ever lived. EVER. While men like Oskar Schindler have saved 1,200 people (which is wonderful), Dr. Borlaug saved over one BILLION with genetically engineered foods. His work is constantly under criticism by environmentalist, saying we should all grow organic. However, these people aren't starving.

Environmentalist: We should only grow organic food!

Person with common sense: Then over 2 billion people would starve.

Environmentalist: yeah but... um...

Person with common sense: Norman Borlaug's work saved over 1 billion people from starvation, yet environmentalists like you are trying to stop his research and foods from reaching 3rd world countries.

Norman Borlaug by psych2010 April 14, 2010

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bootlace

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.

Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.

bootlace by ___TC___ September 8, 2006

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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