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Bortling 

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016
Related Words
bortla bortha bootlag Bortle bootlace borla Borta botla boatlag boatlaunch
When something is particularly boring that it simply isn't worth doing the task, or you are simply too lazy to attempt it it is known as a borelake.
Your mum:"I can't be arsed to go out tonight!"
Me:"I know it is such a borelake going to the same clubs over and over again."
borelake by tonks4956594 August 6, 2011

Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
To Illegally Download stuff off the Internet and what your trying to download becomes slow and unresponsive because of the server.
"OMG!! Im Fucking sick of this Bootlag!!"
Bootlag by Marty Evans December 9, 2008

Norman Borlaug 

The greatest man who ever lived. EVER. While men like Oskar Schindler have saved 1,200 people (which is wonderful), Dr. Borlaug saved over one BILLION with genetically engineered foods. His work is constantly under criticism by environmentalist, saying we should all grow organic. However, these people aren't starving.
Environmentalist: We should only grow organic food!

Person with common sense: Then over 2 billion people would starve.

Environmentalist: yeah but... um...

Person with common sense: Norman Borlaug's work saved over 1 billion people from starvation, yet environmentalists like you are trying to stop his research and foods from reaching 3rd world countries.
Norman Borlaug by psych2010 April 14, 2010

bootlace 

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.
Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.
bootlace by ___TC___ September 8, 2006