bootlace

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.

Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.

by ___TC___ September 8, 2006

Cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces

Scouce (Liverpudlian) term for very cold indeed

Its cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces whack

by Manxie April 13, 2007

The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

by the grim truth April 12, 2025