bootlace

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.

Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.

by ___TC___ September 8, 2006

The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

by the grim truth April 12, 2025

Booblace

When a well-endowed lady's long necklace winds up circling her boob rather than just her neck.

OMG, this is an awkward photo. My long chain necklace became a booblace...it's totally wrapped around my boob.

by ebroms April 30, 2011

boot lace

Its the line of love spunk you shoot on a womans back right when you pull out. Arch your back and let 'er fly.

My woman gasped with horror when I shot a hot boot lace across her shoulders. Her boyfriends Joe and Gary had to clean it up.

by Z28 owner December 8, 2007

Bootface

Vomitting, especially after alcohol consumption.

"Kim, I feel like I'm gonna bootface." (v.)

"I just booted face all over Eric." (v.)

by Kelly1488 June 3, 2006

Bootface

One with a face you wouldn't care to kiss... unless you like boots.

After exhanging emails and texts you finally meet the guy only to discover he is not as attractive as one would hope...and in actual fact has a face which resembles a boot AKA Bootface.

by Mrs. Bootface March 24, 2010

Bootface

A face that is gruesome, gross, displeasing to the eye, and plain out terrifying.

When watching Ghost Story (1981) you must look away from BOOTFACE!!!

by bobvsjeff February 14, 2017