bortits 

man boobs

that man has major bortits

bortits by mickle sanfransico July 3, 2010

jordan bortis 

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

jordan bortis by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

burtitsing 

The act of belching and furiously shaking both breasts with both hands by a sexually attractive female.

"Look at that cashier burtitsing like there's no tomorrow!"

burtitsing by Cheefroach November 7, 2021

brotits 

An extension of bro, brother, bra, broski. etc. Can be used during any part of the conversation, but is most commonly interjected at the start or end of one.

Sam: What you gettin into tonight dude?
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches

brotits by thebiscuitskanker November 22, 2009

Eitanus Bortius 

A Fuck boy with a tic-tac dick and likes fat chicks. Speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent dick. Also has a nose the size of the empire state building. Is the plug for opium.

Yo Don't bring Eitanus Bortius into your room, he gets high as fuck.

Eitanus Bortius by matemoscas October 4, 2016

Bortis 

Creepy...but not.
Can be funny at times.

Good to have secret conversations with.

Dork.

Girl: Did you see how he looked at me?

Other girl: Yea, jeeze he's such a bortis!

Bortis by twinnettes;)2573812 October 21, 2011

Bortis 

mortis (death) but funny

"My guy John died from a kick in the knee!"

"literally a bortis"

Bortis by AUAUAUAUQUQUHGGH January 17, 2023