An extension of bro, brother, bra, broski. etc. Can be used during any part of the conversation, but is most commonly interjected at the start or end of one.

Sam: What you gettin into tonight dude?
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches

brotits by thebiscuitskanker November 22, 2009

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Eitanus Bortius

A Fuck boy with a tic-tac dick and likes fat chicks. Speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent dick. Also has a nose the size of the empire state building. Is the plug for opium.

Yo Don't bring Eitanus Bortius into your room, he gets high as fuck.

Eitanus Bortius by matemoscas October 4, 2016

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Bortis

Creepy...but not.
Can be funny at times.

Good to have secret conversations with.

Dork.

Girl: Did you see how he looked at me?

Other girl: Yea, jeeze he's such a bortis!

Bortis by twinnettes;)2573812 October 21, 2011

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Bortis

mortis (death) but funny

"My guy John died from a kick in the knee!"

"literally a bortis"

Bortis by AUAUAUAUQUQUHGGH January 17, 2023

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