matemoscas's definitions

Eitanus Bortius

A Fuck boy with a tic-tac dick and likes fat chicks. Speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent dick. Also has a nose the size of the empire state building. Is the plug for opium.

Yo Don't bring Eitanus Bortius into your room, he gets high as fuck.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

Brolan

The loyal followers of Ben Dolan. see Dolan.

GAY MAN: I'm a brolan fo life

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

Urbanism

A religion where people use the Holy Urban Dictionary to obtain knowledge. It was invented in June 2013. Followers of Urbanism, Urbanists, believe, (and it has been proven), that the Urban Dictionary knows everything there is to know. All Urbanists are epic and awesome. All Urbanists try to good deeds, such as eliminating all non-Urbanists, so that when they die, they will rise up to Urbania, the Holy Land of Urbanism. As of now, there are only 45,000 Urbanists in the world, but this number increases every day.

The Urban Dictionary recommends you convert to Urbanism unless you want to be eliminated non-Urbanist.

Urbanism is the most EPIC thing ever

by matemoscas June 11, 2013

Green Hole

The result of letting your anus sit in a damp room and grow mold and fungus. The act of having sex with a green hole is green holing.

A green hole can also be achieved by letting a guy with gonorrhea cum into your anus.

I have a dick infection cuz my GF wanted to try green holing. But her green hole was so tight and the mold got in my dick.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

Ghost Penis

ghosts of the past penises that you have been penetrated with

I tried to forget them but the ghost penises kept cumming back

by matemoscas May 27, 2016

Bazanka

Feels so good like a whore gets a dick in the butt

Damn son, when that ho put that dildo up my ass, I felt like Bazanka

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

Amali

One who participates in very absurd sexual acts with fictional characters

Amali had freaky sex with Shrek while deep throating Waluigi

by matemoscas May 27, 2016