Bortis 

Creepy...but not.
Can be funny at times.

Good to have secret conversations with.

Dork.

Girl: Did you see how he looked at me?

Other girl: Yea, jeeze he's such a bortis!

Bortis by twinnettes;)2573812 October 21, 2011

Bortis 

mortis (death) but funny

"My guy John died from a kick in the knee!"

"literally a bortis"

Bortis by AUAUAUAUQUQUHGGH January 17, 2023

bortis 

big orgasm right testicle in seaman

ur outfit is so bortis

bortis by borter January 1, 2024

jordan bortis 

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

jordan bortis by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

Doing a Boris by LennyDipp June 30, 2016

Boris Korsunsky

Boris Korsunsky is the definition of the smartest man alive. He is seen by tiny freshman to have god-like intellect and slightly bigger seniors as a pain in their GPAs. This, however, has nothing to do with his badminton abilities. Currently, he is in 5 different world cups for physics and badminton. He speaks gibberish to the common folks but to the smart, he just has a thick Russian accent.

The students had a Boris Korsunsky as a teacher. This made their lives very difficult.

Boris Korsunsky by BorisFan120 December 6, 2019

A Boris 

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.

'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'

A Boris by whatleydude June 30, 2016