borkin

To Google oneself, or engage in other acts of internet self-discovery.

"I can't believe he admitted that he borkinned himself."

by Rembrandt Ferguson May 10, 2006

borkin

To tell a sexual lie

you didnt do that chick. your borkin.

by Robb Pearson October 18, 2003

borkins

the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.

Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!

by Allah babba December 30, 2010

Slam Borkin

1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton

Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!

by aspen4life November 9, 2011

Borkin Chorkin

A Scandinavian absolutely thicc bitch who makes sloppy top neat. I swear she gives head like a surgeon, she knows the male g spot. Look up on pornhub or borkinchorkin.edu for this absolutely chunky vacant muff.

Hunrik: did somebody order a pizza?
Borkin Chorkin: I ordered cock

by DingusDan1028 May 4, 2019

borkin'

Purposely misspelled version of "broken."

"broken" => "borken" => "borkin'"

P1: My mouse is borkin' again.
P2: Didn't you just fix it last week?
P1: Yeah, probably time to buy a new one...

by a suspicious baka February 23, 2024